Saturday, April 29, 2006

PM to Make Foreign Visits

Aberystwyth - The Foreign Office has leaked the fact that the Prime Minister, Geraint Llewelyn is planning a series of foreign trips. The Opposition has quickly labeled them as "junkets."

The Prime Minister will make a series of high-level summit trips to various nations around the IDU. He intends to raise points of common concern, although what those are was not revealed. Although closer economic and diplomatic ties seem high on the agenda. Currently Ceorana, Jonquiere-Tadoussac, and Baranxtu are all planned stops for the PM. Domnonia has expressed interest. He also hopes to visit Groot Gouda, the Schnauzerlands, our long-time ally, Sober Thought, and any other interested nations.

The Opposition Christian Democrats blasted this move as a series of "junkets" designed to "distract the electorate at a time the Government is floundering." The CDP said the Government should focus more on domestic concerns, rather than "gallivanting" around the IDU.